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Guardian Dragon (NPC)
Location: Summoned by Blade of Awe and Guardian Blade
Biography:
Quotes
- "Prepare thyself for oblivion... nothing can resist my attack!"
- "Do you guys always have to summon me when I am using the rest room?!"
- "You summon the Dragon, but in Russia, the dragon summons you!"
- "I breathe Element X thanks to a steady diet of power puff girls!"
- "You summoned me Master? Ah.... Feel my wrath foul fiend!"
- "As you command master, I shall unleash my power upon thy enemy!"
- "Hmph... another monster already? As you command Master."
- "Mmmmmm.... this will make a tasty snack! *Roars*"
- "If not for me, do you know how many favors death would have?"
- "I refuse to attack one more time, Dragon Union item 40,000 specificaly forbids...oh what the heck!"
- "Look, You call me, I hit it. Do you need a witty punchline every time?"
- "Hrmph.... this opponent is too easy for you Master, allow me!"
- "Burninate!!!!!! (Do not sue us please)"
- "Sorry I am late... was emailing Artix about reducing my summon rate."
- "<Insert witty stolen(scratched out) catchphrase here.>"
- "Don't blame me, the idiots in the chatroom wrote my lines!"
- "Gotta make this fast, got a Trobble in the oven!"
- "Kame...... hame................. haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
- "Another summon Master? Very well, but quickly, I've got a date with Serlissa!"
- "Master, this foe is unworthy... allow me to vanquish it!"
- "Geez, again? Havent you Guardians ever heard of spells?"
- "My apologies for being late Master, the server's lagging up again."
- "I came to kick arse and chew bubble gum... and I am all out of bubble gum!"
- "I scratch your back, you scratch mine. No, seriously, there's a spot right between my shoulders that really itches!"
- "I wish I could pay $20 and wave a small stick around and summon you whenever I wanted!"
- "Foul creature... prepare thyself for the wrath of the Guardian Dragon!"
- "You summoned me for... a(n) [EnemyName] !?"
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