Twilly vs. Zorbak
Part 1
Zorbak: Meh hehehe…. Twilly: Hiya Zorbak! What are you doing here? Last time we saw you, you were walking off with your long-lost brother Kabroz! Zorbak: Twilly! How nice to see your big red football-shaped noggin once again. Zorbak: To answer your question, I was rather happy to find my brother. I never thought he had it in him… Twilly: What do you mean? He was the one who turned a whole Moglin village into a ghost town! Zorbak: Yes! How cool is that? He made me so proud! Zorbak: He was always the quiet underachiever when we were children. Zorbak: At last I have found someone who is ALMOST an equal of my incredible talent! Zorbak: You have just seen the first result of our combined powers… but those freaks were nothing compared to what we can do! Twilly: Why… you… you… You are a bad, bad Moglin! Zorbak: Mehehe… Muhahahaha!! Don’t push it you little plush-doll-looking punk, or thou shalt be owned. Twilly: Is that…. A CHALLENGE?! Zorbak: Muhahaha! I’ve waited so long to do this! Twilly: Um… Do what exactly? Zorbak: PUNT TWILLY!!!! Twilly: Hey, that’s very disrespectful!! Anyway, did you forget about what makes me so special?? Zorbak: Special? What kind of special? Special-special, or just special? Twilly: *grumble grumble* Twilly: Silly ebil Moglin! Twilly is special because Twilly is a great HEALER, okay??! Twilly: A-HAH!! Now, feel the true wrath of Twilly!! Zorbak: There’s something to be said for offensive magic. Zorbak: Let this be a lesson to you. As a hero of mine once said: “Ebil will always win over good, because good is dumb!” Zorbak: Mehehehehe.
Part 2
Twilly: I KNEW I'd find you here........... hiding out near your old home village........... which is now abandoned because you and your brother turned everyone into zombies! Zorbak: Mehehehe..... You are smarter than I thought, though still as dimwitted as can be! You have just walked into another one of my EBIL traps, foolish little Moglin! Zorbak: Let's see if you managed to learn anything yet from all your past defeats at my hands! Mehehehe!! Twilly: What?? Do you think I actually didn't realize I was walking into a trap, and came here unprepared?!! Twilly has always been a very innocent Moglin, but he has been learning a lot about the way bad guys like Zorbak work from you lately! See how your knowledge helps Twilly. Difficulty: 10 Stat Used: Intelligence After winning: Even though you won the INT roll, you can now choose to PRETEND like you didn't! If you choose: Yes I did win!! after winning the stat roll. Zorbak: NOO!! That can't be! Twilly: Haha! I did it! I guess I have been learning a lot! Now, Zorbak you'll see just how prepared I was!! Zorbak: Grrrrr... Twilly comes back in a Drakel Power Armor Twilly: Well now! Who is the Moglin in the Drakel power armor, Zorbak?? Hmm? I am going to dish out some coporeal punishment, the kind your parents should have given to you! Zorbak: No one upstages the great and powerful Zorbak! NO ONE!!! Zorbak shoots dark energy at Twilly, who blocks it and counters with an energy ball of his own. Zorbak: Ow. You may have gotten the better of me today, Twilly, but I will run away and live to fight another day!! Twilly: What is it you told me before? "Ebil will always win because good is dumb"? You better run now before this cannon recharges!! Zorbak flees. Twilly: Twilly OWNZORS!! If you choose: I didn't Win, or lose the stat roll. Zorbak: MEHEHEHE!!! You are still the same Twilly I remember! Now I will destroy you and that silly football-shaped head of yours once and for all! Twilly: Oh yeah?? Well I brought help!! You: Okay, Zorbak, now it's time to answer to all the crimes you have comitted! Zorbak: I don't think so, Adventurer! I brought help TOO!! BATTLE Level 25 and Below Drakath, Undead Dragon (Weakest) Level 26-49 Drakath, Undead Dragon (Stronger) Level 50+ Drakath, Undead Dragon (Strongest) You: Twilly is going to owe me for this one...
Source
geopetal, http://forums2.battleon.com/f/tm.asp?m=4345801
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